We could always tell David Arquette was a bit of a nutter, which is fine, because a little crazy is always fun. Lately however, it appears that he’s less crazy then we all thought and just plain pathetic.
Arquette went on Howard Stern’s Sirius Satellite Radio show the day after he and Courteney Cox announced their separation and spilled on a lot of intimate details including dirt on their five-month sexual dry spell and how he slept with waitress Jasmine Waltz.
After the interview, basically everyone (including Courteney) told him that he was an idiot for opening his big fat mouth. So what did he do to fix the situation? Well, he went back on Stern’s show and said some more of course.
“This is life and we are just going through it publicly,” David said to Stern during the interview.
True, but dude you’re really making it public.
Arquette revealed even juicier details second time around like the fact that he and Courtney don’t have a prenup, and that he also had sex with some blonde Australian chick.
David also explained that he cried when he first had sex with someone besides Courtney. “After the first girl I slept with … a few days later … I was, like, crying,” he said. “It was the end of all the intimacy I shared with my wife. It was like a new thing. It was like … putting that away.”
Seriously David, quit while you’re ahead.
After that interview, Mr. Split Personality went on “Live with Regis and Kelly” and changed his tune, announcing that he never cheated and there is a chance he and Cox will get back together. “I was faithful to my wife for 11 years, completely devoted.
Fact is things aren’t looking good. I’m pretty sure I’m up sh**’s creek right now,
Fact is things aren’t looking good. I’m pretty sure I’m up sh**’s creek right now,” he said to Stern.
Now that’s one piece of gossip we already knew.
Written by K. Politis