Flipped Out Fast Food Flasher Gets Fingered

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GASTONIA, N.C. —“Drive-Through Dangle”—A North Carolina man was arrested after exposing his genitals to a fast-food employee because he was angry the restaurant had run out of chicken legs, according to the police.

Jason Gross, 32, was a passenger in a minivan going through the Bojangles drive-through lane on May 16 when the female driver ordered a chicken-leg dinner, the Gaston Gazette, Gastonia reported Monday.

According to Bojangles employee Jaqueline Green, Gross became enraged when she informed them the restaurant had run out of chicken legs and shouted at her with profanity before declaring he had a “leg for you” and unzipped his fly and whipped out his bojangle.

“He did it gradually,” Green said. “It’s going to be forever ingrained in my head.”

Green and the restaurant manager managed to take down the license plate number of the minivan as the flipped out flasher and his woman made their hasty getaway.

Police say Gross turned himself in at about 1:30 a.m. Saturday and was later released on an unsecured bond.

At the time of this report, it was not known if Gross had retained a lawyer, or if and when he is due in court.

On a side note how can a restaurant known for their chicken and biscuits run out of chicken legs?  Also, what did Jason Gross expect to accomplish by exposing his wiener at a chicken joint? The whole thing seems pointless and a bit stupid. Next time Gross feels the need to expose his junk a more appropriate place would be the Wienerschnitzel.

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