Mick Jagger Big Lips Small Privates?


We’ve all heard the phrases “big hands, big penis” or “big feet, big penis,” but now we know that big lips on a guy does not mean his wiener is worth shouting about.

Mick Jagger, 67, lead singer of the Rolling Stones, is the unfortunate man who has proven that huge, full lips doesn’t mean that the rest of your body is equally well-endowed.

The truth originally came out when band mate Keith Richards, 67, wrote in his autobiography ‘Life,’ that Jagger’s ex, Marianne Faithfull, who we learn was anything but faithful, was not that satisfied with the Jagger package.

“Marianne Faithfull had no fun with his tiny todger. I know he’s got an enormous pair of balls – but it doesn’t quite fill the gap.”

Faithfull, who was in a relationship with Jagger from 1966-1970, finally put in her two cents about the issue in a recent interview claiming, “Not quite, but nearly” to Richard’s accusations.

Ouch. Just hearing that probably knocked another inch off the Jagger Swagger.

Then comes Jerry Hall, 54, Jagger’s ex-wife to save the day saying, “Mick is very well endowed. I should know – I was with him for 23 years. Keith is just jealous.”

She’s also a spokeswoman for the erectile dysfunction drug Levitra, so it seems like she has some additional qualifications on the matter.

Apparently, Richard’s ‘below the belt’ comment is the real reason why the new Rolling Stones tour has been placed on the back burner.

Apparently, Faithfull also slept with Richards at one time who after the fact had to make a speedy exit through the window when Jagger arrived home early.

“I had to leave rather abruptly when the cat came back,” claimed Richards, who really should learn when to shut up.

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