I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, there’s nothing I like more than Twitter smack talk exchanges between tennie-bopper girls following a celebrity embarrassment. So for that, on behalf of the easily entertained cyber-lovers around the world, thank you Miley Cyrus.
As it turns out, Miley’s bong rip video, that surfaced last week and was splashed across the Internet, has caused a bunch of smoke on Twitter’s radar. Now before I tell you the attacks Miley has launched into the Twitterspere, here’s a quick recap of the story so you can fully appreciate the farcicality of this scandal. Anna Oliver, the alleged videographer who captured Miley sucking down a hearty helping of Salvia – an inhalant hallucinogenic drug now legal in California (don’t ask me why) – which led to circumlocutory babbling and inevitably the footage winding up in the hands of TMZ who ran the story about a week ago.
Now that you’re all caught up, here are a few of Miley’s tweets according to Hollywood Gossip:
“What would you do if you met Anna Oliver? — Probably kick her teeth in.”
“We should find Anna Oliver and feed her to the lions!”
“…I know you want to be a little fame whore, but you’re not good at it. We hate your guts. Love, EVERYONE.”
A-a-a-dorable! And don’t worry, Oliver has her own team of supporters rallying behind her making more sense tweeting things like, “I’m getting annoyed with the hate for Anna Oliver. Yeah, she may have been with Miley, but Miley can take responsibility for herself.” Well said, nameless tweeter! This society we live in loves to point the finger, or in this case the camera, at somebody else and not take the fault. First of all, knowing that the thing that you are doing at the moment indubitably has the possibility of tarnishing your image should it be seen… you don’t perform it to a rolling camera! It leaves a total “smoking” gun. What did she think was going to happen to that little movie? It was just for her so called friend’s reminiscing enjoyment?
With all this ranting online, there are now reports that claim Oliver has shut down her Twittter account and is in hiding. What? Really? Hiding from who? Miley’s army of obsessed tweens? I don’t think I’ve seen one little girl in the mosh pit of her concerts that looks intimidating. Relax Anna…and for two reasons. If you leaked the video for your own financial gain, you’re just an ass, but that does not exonerate Miley from being dumb enough to let you take advantage of her and not taking responsibility for her own actions, so hey. Secondly, you’re fighting a battle against soldiers that can be taken down with bubble gum. I wouldn’t worry.
So listen celebrities who keep forgetting this. I know when your having sex or doing drugs, it seems okay because the people around you are allowed to see it… but when pictures are being taken and video cameras are on, that’s how the rest see it and you get caught. Understand? I wonder if during the hallucination, Miley saw Hannah Montana?
(Image from TMZ)Tags: Anna Oliver, Bong, Celebrity, Miley Cyrus, scandal, Twitter, weed, Weird News