Victoria ‘Posh’ Beckham Pimps Out Hubby in Interview for Marie Claire

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Our favorite pompous Brit, who crossed the pond to settle in LA with her hot soccer-player hubby and honored us with her presence, is back in the spotlight. Victoria “Posh” Beckham is talking (and looking pretty Hollywood glam in her photo shoot I might add!) and trying to get the pap-dogs off the scent of recent talk of David’s infidelity. Her interview in this month’s Marie Claire is filled with references to their 11 year marriage, as well as our favorite ‘I swear we’re a dedicated couple’ lingo like; “we’re soul-mates,” “we are so close” and “we are very affectionate.” Snore. We’ve already been down this road with Demi and Ashton for the last few weeks.

What’s interesting is the way she pimps out her husband in order to get everyone’s attention on him and off the topic of his alleged affairs. Check out her description of him from the interview; “He was sitting at the end of the bed, and he had no clothes on whatsoever. I was getting out of the shower, and I just stood there looking at him. He was all tan. Has all those tattoos — which I love. Hadn’t done his hair. He just naturally looks good all the time. … So he’s sitting there sending his e-mails, all ripped. Not an ounce of fat on him. And I thought, You done good, girl.”

First of all, I owe her big thanks. That image of Becks is now forever burned in my head. Cheers! I don’t know about you, but I think her plan worked. I really don’t care what or who Becks is doing on the side after that! As for the “you done good girl,” it’s a bit much and sounds as British to me as “y’all.” I think she borrowed that one from her American publicist when she was being prepped for what to say during the interview. But who cares in the long run right? Tan…tattoos…ripped. Mission accomplished my dear.

Written By K. Politis
dailyscene.com

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